Shooting Jesus

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Almighty God, the Creator of all that was, is and will be. God can be reached at 888-143-2836 (888-1heaven) or eMail: God@TheOneWhoLovesU.god

Hope 4 Us All, the author and editor of her heart and soul. She can be reached at 888-Y-WE-NEED-SAVING or eMail: hope@HopeULove.god 

For Immediate Release

 Golgotha: People from everywhere are gathering together at 3:00 PM until sunset at Hilltop in Golgotha to see what’s so Good about this Jesus.

“With the recent economic downturn more people than ever are in need. 1 in 4 children, in America alone, go hungry. With the number and continuation of wars across our world, people need peace. People need hope”, stated God. “I tried to give that. I tried to tell them there is another way to live. I wanted everyone to love…but look. Look at what is happening. They’re going to kill me and I’m not going to stop it.”

“There is so much to be done! The wheels are in motion and now, people require change. There is DOMA to end and other discriminating to wipe-out. There are broken families and people struggling with addiction. There simply is no time to waste. If this need be done. If I must die for people to wake-up, I will” stated Jesus as he makes his way to Pontius Pilate.

“Come as you can. This afternoon is a perfect opportunity for the entire world to come together and lend a hand in his crucifixion’ states, the Masses of the world, ‘we can shut him down. We can stop his spending time with those we think are sinful. How dare he suggest there is life based on love and mutuality. We all know money is the way. With him gone we can bring the world back to our ways…Where we get to say ‘who is in’ and ‘who is out’!”

Little do the masses realize, this story of his suffering and death will go down in history. It is the very thing we need to wake us up, to change our world. Jesus has done it. He has laid down his life so that we may see how to give of ours; what love means. The work of Jesus will last thousands of years. People will re-enact it, others will write loads of stories about it. Who knows maybe someone will even paparazzi it, writing a press release and post it on a blog and facebook it.

We invite the press, and all members of the community who want to make sure that Jesus’ sacrifice gets off to a great death to join us. Bring your friends and family to give a helping hand. Remember: He’s doing it for you, the least you can do is come watch. Remember too watching doesn’t obligate you. You are free to walk away, wash your hands of it. You’ll be home in time for dinner.

Date: Friday, March 29, 2013

Time: 3pm- sunset

Location: Hilltop in Golgotha

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